Saturday, November 27, 2010

Escape from Red Flag Mountain

Signs that the relationship, however many weeks, went on for way too long.

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Coincidentally, my horoscope told me to "forgive that one terrible ex" today. The nomination process is simply exhausting.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Anatomy of a Phone Book: Demographics of My 213 Cellular Phone Contacts

I was in a semaphore mood. The graph:

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The highly involved key:

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I would have posted area codes if I were slightly more comfortable with the Patriot Act.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Oh, In Case I Didn't Already Mention This Excessively in My Facebook Posts

My sheep graph was published in this week's issue of The Printed Blog. Go subscribe! And tell Josh and Tyler that I sent you.

Places, Everyone: The Inevitable Holiday Seating Chart

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Objectively, I was the most-qualified orphan at Orphan Thanksgiving. I think I should bronze my leftovers or donate my GladWare to the Smithsonian. Or celebrate with a meal at the shelter.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Self-Evaluative Skill Sets: Now In Circle Form!

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Ah, the deep ambiguity between free drinks and unarguable objectification.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Drugstore Cowgirl: Because Stigma Needs an Audience

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These transactions shouldn't involve talking. Ever.