Monday, January 11, 2010

The Diminished Integrity of My Medical History by Doctors Visited, Age 14 to Present

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Something tells me I was better off when that person named Mom was acting as the arbiter of my emergencies. Still, I do not anticipate the Head Doctor to debut in my thirties.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Correction #1

In a December 29 post entitled "The Two-Year Diversification of Sexual Partners by Origination Venue," the editors at (GF) incorrectly attributed 2009's sexual partners to four sources: pubs, public transit, Craigslist and Twitter. In actuality, there should have been a pie sliver dedicated to The Dude I Met at the Air Sex Championships.

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We at (GF) heartily regret the error.