Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Smarm-o-Meter: Measuring a Smarmy Coworker's Corporate Smarm Since 2008

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I think the preamble to Megan's Law prohibits him from sending an e-mail to more than three females at a time.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A Rather Delicious Inevitable Conclusion

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Though, my palm reader said I would live to be well over 88 years old... so that means Shane MacGowan has to stay pickled and make it to 116.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

First Grade-Style Pictograph for the Blizzard Advisory Currently in Effect for the Chicagoland Area

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Sample size extends to 13 college graduates in their twenties and thirties who get paid to monitor the media.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Frequency of Faux-Niceties in the Workplace, as Displayed by Soul-Sucking Closings Used in Intraoffice E-mails

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Unabashed admission: The HUGS and XO! were from my mom. My cubicle life needs more cuddling and less ingratiation.