Thursday, January 20, 2011

Spectrum of Intellectuality Callously Determined by How You Spend a Barnes & Noble Gift Card

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The backpack is a beautiful specimen, but disappointingly, makes me feel like I attend Whitney Young. C'mon, Blue Line, it's not like I have a Tamagotchi dangling from the zipper.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Who Needs New Year's Resolutions When You Have a Piet Mondrian-Inspired Novelty Matrix?

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It seems counterintuitive, but I'm deriving a lot of freedom from having the next 350 days planned out.