Thursday, December 2, 2010

Casting the Biopic: What Happens When We Can't Afford to Pay Three Actors to Play My Brothers



I'm constantly considering who gets cast when my family story 'goes famous.' There's the sad realization that Heather Matarazzo might audition to star as me. Then there's the sadder revelation that we might have to hybridize my Three Brothers to cut production costs.




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I'm sure his transition from 2.5 men to 1.0 men will warrant Oscar buzz.