Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Injury Twofer: Dispatches from the Stupid, Painful Ground


Unless you've been living under a rock, you probably know that I just had a major bike crash (sober and my first in 14 months) on Sunday involving rocks. Pebbles lodged in my knee, specifically.

Tribute to Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. "Alright, Terra, can you show me where the pavement touched you?"



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The lightning bolt is entirely necessary. It's like blitzkrieg on my body. Also, my tits should be bigger.

Did I go to the hospital? Please refer to the flowchart.


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My smug little bike didn't suffer a nick.