Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Cessation of Angst and Commencement of Ennui, By Age and Milestone

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This is as close as I come to a decade-in-review. As much as I'd like to believe I've been a fully-formed individual since being calipered from the womb. Notice, even, the subconscious shift in narration.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Two-Year Diversification of Sexual Partners By Origination Venue

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My inner social media influencer was really classin' it up this year.

How to Beat My Family at Apples to Apples


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What I learned over Christmas vacation. No, really. It doesn't matter what the adjective is.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

I make no claims,

but I hope to fill a niche as a whiskey-fueled, culture-depleted, narcissistic, non-user generated, mostly hand-scrawled, exclusively hot mess and unauthorized kid sister to the likes of GraphJam, Nate Silver, an undergraduate sociology textbook, Vickie Miner's diary and Leonardo DaVinci. My unapologetic neuroses and amateur data lust should explain why we here at (GF) are seldom somebody's GF. Carry on.